We know what’s coming.

It’s happened so many times before. To George McGovern and Jimmy Carter. Bill Clinton and Al Gore. John Kerry and Barack Obama. Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden.

The crap machine is cranking up.

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She’s shrill. She laughs weirdly. She’s bossy. She wears sneakers.

She’s not that smart. She didn’t go to an Ivy League school. She went to an HBCU. She was an affirmative action admission to law school. Can you say “DEI” or “woke”?

She’s from California, a failed state. She’s from San Francisco, a radical city with lots of homeless people. She lives in Los Angeles with her entertainment industry lawyer husband. She’s beholden to Hollywood – the George Clooneys and Susan Sarandons.

She’s not really American. Where’s her birth certificate? Isn’t she really Indian? Isn’t she really Jamaican? Isn’t she really Canadian – she lived there for awhile? 

She’s not a real Christian. She’s Hindu, or Buddhist, or Jewish, or Zoroastrian, or atheist, or practices voodoo. The Bible catches fire when she’s near it.

She’s not really Black. She just uses that identity for political gain. She’s mostly Indian. There are white people in her family history – maybe even some who owned slaves. She married a white guy – a white girl wannabe.

She’s not really Asian. She might claim that, but is India really part of Asia? Is her loyalty really to the curry eaters? Is she cozy with the Chinese – they’re Asian too?

She’s a Black elitist. She belongs to those secretive Black sororities with their cult rituals. She only hires Black people for jobs. She has a chip on her shoulder.

She’s soft on crime. She opposes the death penalty. She lets drug offenders off. Her prosecution record stinks. She talks tough but is really a bleeding heart liberal. 

She’s showy tough on Black criminals. She’s part of the over-incarceration of Black men. Didn’t that noted humanitarian, Tulsi Gabbard, say so? She’s not in tune with hip-hoppers and rappers.

She’s both soft on crime and tough on criminals at the same time.

She lives in the same area code as noted Socialists. She’s beholden to Beyonce. She lives in the same state that Charles Manson did.

There’s a caravan of 90,000 migrants waiting in Guatemala for her to win. They might not wait – maybe they’re on their way, monitoring the latest news with their highly sophisticated migrant communications system. She’s building air-conditioned villas with swimming pools and free iPhones for migrants in Phoenix, Pittsburgh, Pontiac, Pewaukee and Peachtree City. 

There will be taco trucks on every corner.

She’s no match for Putin. She’s no match for Xi. Kim Jong-Il doesn’t write her love letters. The Europeans and the Japanese and the South Koreans are going to roll over her. 

She’s not a friend of Israel. She’s not a friend of the Palestinians. She is a friend of Iran.

She never served. She’s got no military history. She wants to weaken our armed forces. Our servicemen will quit en masse. She’s never undergone the kind of rigorous military physical that reveals bone spurs in her feet.

She hates America. She said so – see this grainy clip of which there’s not the least bit suspicion of alteration or manipulation. She’d rather be in India. In Africa. In Jamaica. In the south of France.

She manipulated the process to get the nomination. She cruelly backstabbed poor Brandon…, er, Joe Biden, out of the race. What a terrible thing to do to this wonderful mentor! Joe Biden was the salt of the earth compared to her.

She’s not qualified to be President. She’s too smart for her own good. She’s not that pretty. She’s a shrew. She’s a slut. She’s a puppet. We need a special prosecutor or a House hearing to look into every aspect of her life.

What kind of name is Kamala? Shouldn’t it be pronounced Kah-mah’-lah? That’s how we’re going to say it for the next 100 or so days.

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I’ve just scratched the surface of what’s coming for Kamala Harris and whoever her running mate is (there will be a whole other set of canards and exaggerations for her or him!)

Here’s the three things to know:

One, she is eminently qualified to succeed Joe Biden. She is fully prepared to unify the country and move us forward to the middle of this already crazy century.

Two, she’s not Donald Trump. She’s probably ticked off when her name is in the same sentence with Donald Trump. She’s not a sexual abuser, a grifter, a compulsive liar, a selfish jerk, a convicted felon, an insurrectionist or a traitor.

Three, she’s a tough person. She knows what’s coming. She’s ready. 

We need to be, too.