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HOLIDAY SONG COUNTDOWN: (I’M SPENDING) HANUKKAH IN SANTA MONICA – FIRST NIGHT OF HANUKKAH

Tom Lehrer once said that satire died when Henry Kissinger won a Nobel Peace Prize.

Among his other utterances was this witty little tune he wrote in 1990 for one of Garrison Keillor’s radio shows. When he died earlier this year at age 97, my holiday song research led me to this sparkler.

Lehrer, whose day job was mathematician, did the bulk of his musical writing in the 1960s. His biggest claim to fame was crafting tunes for the U.S. version of the British weekly satire show, “That Was the Week That Was.” It was a little like a 30-minute version of SNL’s Weekend Update with music and the songs were always pertinent to the week’s events.

Satire is an acquired taste in this country. And the assassination of President Kennedy in November 1963 left Americans even less willing to rib politics and society – hence the end of TW3.

I decided to go with the Seattle Men’s Chorus version of the song, since the full choral treatment underlines the charm of the piece. I hope you enjoy it  – and that you and your loved ones have a terrific Hanukkah.

This Hanukkah comes with the dark cloud of the horrific attack in Australia that killed 16 holiday celebrants. It’s the kind of senseless gun nonsense we see in this country – including just yesterday at Brown and 13 years ago today at Sandy Hook Elementary School.

I’ve always admired a holiday dedicated to preserving and amplifying light. It is that light I hope will help us overpower such horrors as antisemitism, gun violence and bigotry.

Here’s to a joyous Hanukkah celebration to all who celebrate. Best wishes to you and your family.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1I1jKm-g1GM

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HOLIDAY SONG COUNTDOWN: I WISH EVERYDAY COULD BE LIKE CHRISTMAS – 11 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS

The first track BonJovi released from the 1992 album “Keep the Faith” was the title song. 

I can’t say I’m that familiar with it. I’m not a huge BonJovi fan, although I think it’s a fine group and Jon is a fine singer.

But I – and a lot of other people – are familiar with the song on the B side. It’s “I Wish Everyday Could Be Like Christmas,” and it’s a wonderful piece of holiday music,

It sets a nice mood and has a heartfelt, cheerful sentiment.

It’s not to be confused with the Brook Benton song of the 1950s that is a little mushy.

And it, of course, is not the ultimate holiday song of Jersey Shore musicians. (Bruuuuuuuccceee!) It’s a pretty damn good second.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=2qLql7S9oro

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HOLIDAY SONG COUNTDOWN: I SAW THREE SHIPS – 12 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS

This one has always been a head scratcher.

As far as I could figure out, there was nothing nautical about the Nativity. Bethlehem is probably a 2-day camel ride from the Mediterranean. But apparently, according to the fourth stanza, the ships sailed into a landlocked town.

So what are the ships the singer is talking about?

It’s possible the lyricist, William Sandys, was thinking of the three wise men as being the “ships.” Camels, after all, are known as ships of the desert.

Or they were metaphorical in some way. Or symbolic of some event that happened in between the birth of Jesus and 1833, when Sandys published his lyrics.

The song seems out of place entering the second quarter of the 21st century. But I’m sure there are folks who love it.

Here’s a version by the choir of New York’s Trinity Church:

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bnP_XZBRclc

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HOLIDAY SONG COUNTDOWN: I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS – 13 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS

In the early 1950s, there were actually people who took offense at this work.

They believed the original singer, a teenager named Jimmie Boyd, waa watching his mother liplocking some guy who wasn’t his father. For them, it wouldn’t have been a laugh if Daddy had seen what was going on, it would have been a sin. 

But, of course, we all know who’s who in this tale, and it’s really just pure, wholesome family fun.

That’s also true when the lyric is changed to “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus,” as RuPaul and others have famously done.

The definitive version of this song is probably the one by the Jackson 5 in the early ’70s. But I’m more partial to the version by the Ronettes.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=p-mWqt1nnZ0

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HOLIDAY SONG COUNTDOWN: I HEARD THE BELLS – 14 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS

“I Heard the Bells” is a reminder that. for many people, the holidays is a time of painful memories and a struggle to connect with the joy of the season.

The lyrics are from a poem by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow called “Christmas Bells.” He wrote it after his wife was killed in a freaky fire accident and his son suffered serious injuries fighting for the Union in the Civil War.

It’s those events that give this song its gloomy start. In particular, the third stanza that begins “And in despair, I bowed my head. ‘There is no peace on Earth,’ I said. For hate is strong and mocks the song of “Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men.”

In the end, though, the song’s protagonist finds his center. It has a line that I cling to the whole year, particularly now given the state of our nation and the misery imposed on it.

“The wrong shall fail, the right (lower case r) prevail. With peace on earth, goodwill to men.”

The music for the song was written by Johnny Marks, best known for “Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.” If you think that a little incongruous, you’re not alone – unless you consider that Rudolph overcomes adversity, too.

Here is the version recorded by the great Harry Belafonte:

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3KJGxHAOhzc

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WHEN WE LOST OUR GREATNESS

There are two things I want to write about today that, at first glance, seem incongruous.

One is the 13th anniversary of the murder of 26 children and educators at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut. Eleven days before Christmas, a person who had just slain his mother went to the school and fired an automatic weapon at 6- and 7-year-olds and the adults responsible for them.

The other is the wanton sinking of Venezuelan fishing boats in the Caribbean Sea by the United States military. So far, as of Wednesday afternoon, the death toll is 87 people, with some still missing. 

Trump and his lush Defense Secretary, Pete Hegseth, claim the boats are carrying fentanyl to the United States – which is damn near impossible given the fact that these boats would have to refuel multiple times to make it the closest U.S. port. And the seizing of a tanker Wednesday could escalate the crisis further.

So here’s what they have in common:

Dehumanization.

Self-indulgence.

Bloodlust.

Cowardice.

And the dismantling of the idea that this nation is a great beacon of freedom, opportunity and fairness.

Dehumanization: I’m sorry that even the start of the piece contributes to that.

When we think of Sandy Hook and the Caribbean, we see numbers. Numbers that can be seen as either a lot of people or just a microfragment of the world’s population.

That’s not what they are.

They’re lives. They’re a woman who dedicated her life to educating children. They’re a fisherman looking to catch some tuna to feed his family. They’re a little girl who loves science and might have been on track to cure a form of cancer.

They’ve been reduced to victims. They will not get old or prosperous or fall in love. They will stay who they were.

And they leave families to grieve. To ask why. To feel guilt for something they didn’t control. To feel the loss forever – anyone who thinks a grieving mother, father, child or spouse ever actually “gets over it” is a moron.

So why are these good people – young or grown – gone?

Self-indulgence.

This idea that an individual should be able to have whatever weapon he (and it’s mostly he) wants so he can hear the bang bang, smell the sulfur and feel the groovy recoil. That it’s a right established in the Constitution that they walk around with these mass murder machines at any time and use them when they perceive a threat.

And, as much as it sickens me to repeat this, the flip comments of the NRA goon after Sandy Hook was that the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. 

As if the people who do the shooting don’t perceive themselves as good guys. As if a good guy with a gun has actually stopped any mass murders in the 13 years since.

In Venezuela, the self-indulgence is the idea that American taxpayers have given their dollars for weaponry that’s just sitting there. If you’ve ascended to the power to use it, why not? It’s not your money. But they’re your toys. 

And if you want to show toughness, show what a real man you are, wiping out fishing boats without due process or warning isn’t any different that killing monsters in a video game.

Bloodlust. Proving your manhood by killing people. 

There are people who think that, if you showed the mangled bodies of children massacred in an elementary school, it would stop such shootings. 

BS. All it would do is give the gunmen aspirations. Could the next one do a better job of wreaking revenge for who knows what.

If you don’t indulge your bloodlust directly, you tell people you control to kill people. How members of the U.S. military, with a history of integrity and ethics, can honorably live the rest of their lives after what’s happened in the Caribbean is an exercise in either self-delusion or murder.

Or cowardice. When Hegseth faces judgment for what he’s done, he’ll say he didn’t pull the trigger. That he was acting in America’s best interest. That he was following the instructions of his commander-in-chief.

He will be the one arguing – in a federal courthouse or before an international tribunal – that the soldiers pressing the missile launcher had free will. This after he tried to court-martial Mark Kelly for saying soldiers are obligated to follow illegal orders.

The gunman at Sandy Hook took the easy way out. He killed himself when he heard the police coming. He faced no judgment from any human. If you believe in God, maybe he faces some consequences in the afterlife – if you don’t, he got away with it. 

He won’t be reading this screed or any other condemnation. The book is closed on his miserable existence. 

That brings me to my last point. American greatness.

You and I were raised to believe this is the greatest nation on earth. It wasn’t that far-fetched. We cured diseases, put men on the moon, created jazz, baseball and Oreo cookies. We went without a king or queen for 248 years, helped rescue the world from fascism, made English as universal a language as there is on this planet.

Yes, we enslaved Black people for hundreds of years. Yes, we stole land from people who were here first. And yes, we treated women like property. But we aspired to be better and, over time, we’ve been getting there. There was a long way to go, but it felt doable. In order to form a “more perfect union.” That “more” is essential.

But we’ve decided that this is too much. Too many decided that being great is about throwing your weight around, looking like a tough guy, scaring instead of loving. Me first instead of all of us together.

There is nothing incongruous about Sandy Hook and the effort to drag us into a war against Venezuela. It’s the same weakness, meanness, pettiness, self-interest that has plagued our country for way too much of our lives.

Our elected representatives did nothing – absolutely nothing – to try to prevent future Sandy Hooks. Our current representatives are doing nothing – absolutely nothing – to stop the loss of innocent Venezuelans and American soldiers.

How can a nation this small of heart, this self-consumed, this disregarding of humanity claim greatness? That’s what you and I need to overcome to get us back to what we think we should be.

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HOLIDAY SONG COUNTDOWN: I DON’T INTEND TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITHOUT YOU – 15 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS

If you want to imagine what it was like to celebrate Christmas in the late ’60s, this is the recording.

Back then, French singer Claudine Longet often appeared on the TV variety show (look that term up, kiddies!) hosted by her husband, Andy Williams.

Little is remembered of her non-holiday canon. But a recording she made gained some popularity when it was included on the B.F. Goodrich tire company’s lone promotional holiday album.

The song “Snow” was picked up by Goodrich. The flipside was “I Don’t Intend to Spend Christmas Without You,” written and originally recorded by Margo Guryan. The artists Guryan wrote for – Spanky and Our Gang, Bobby Sherman, Freda Payne – are a Who’s Who of that era.

Longet’s version of the song evokes Peter Max, black light posters, kaleidoscopes and the whole ’60s milieu. Her whispery voice adds some charm.

The song was covered by the British band Saint Etienne. It might be cool to hear a contemporary singer – Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Adele – take a stab at it.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=THkbra7Q__U

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HOLIDAY SONG COUNTDOWN: I BELIEVE IN FATHER CHRISTMAS – 16 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS

Greg Lake was part of what was referred to in the ’70s as a “supergroup” – made up of key players from other big-name bands.

In this case, he was part of Emerson, Lake and Palmer – a group whose trademark sound was to incorporate classical riffs in their music.

When he went solo, Lake wrote a Christmas song that was at turns wistful and cynical, an unusual combination. He reminisced about holidays past while decrying the commercialism of the season. He threw in a few measures of a Sergei Prokofiev suite and created “I Believe in Father Christmas.”

The result is what seemed at the time like a very dramatic holiday tune. Is it a classic? I’m not there, but I do like to hear it a time or two every year.

Here is the original:

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yfY4b1NszpY

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HOLIDAY SONG COUNTDOWN: HOW DID THIS THING GET IN ME? – 17 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS

Since 2005, singer Judith Owen and her husband, comedian Harry Shearer, have been doing a holiday season benefit called “Christmas Without Tears.” 

It combines their two vocations, music and comedy. In 2015, they recorded the show at the Largo club in Los Angeles. It’s not a particularly well-known album, but it has some amazing performamces.

A somewhat irreverent one is by singer-songwriter Amy Engelhardt. Her number gives the perspective of the Nativity from the person who does the real work that night – the Virgin Mary.

Not something you sing around the Yule log. But fun.

Enjoy.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=2ySb1xW2eWo

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HOLIDAY SONG COUNTDOWN: HOSPITALITY HYMN – 18 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS

Four years ago, I experienced a transient ischemic attack (TIA), also known as a mini-stroke. It was very mild and I’ve had no recurrence, thank you.

That night, I remained in the hospital for observation. And, of course, being hooked up to an IV, it was hard to sleep. My wife had brought me my laptop, and I used it at around 3 a.m. to compose.

I thought about all the good people in the ward who were caring for me – doctors, nurses, gurney operators, technicians, et cetera. And even though it was mid-June, it made me think about how these folks make holidays possible for so many people.

So I wrote this song, “Hospitality Hymn” (see how I cleverly worked the word “hospital” in there) both as an ode to the spirit of caring at this time of the year and a plea for tolerance and compassion.

Yes, there are words, but it’s the instrumental version that’s on YouTube Music and other streaming services. It’s part of my three-song holiday EP available on iTunes and other digital downloading apps.

I hope you share your hospitality this season – and that it comes back to you manifold.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=LQpjKhtrTq8

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