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HARD TO KNOW HOW TO START

1. It’s later on Wednesday, November 9, 2016.

2. Last week, I tried to explain to my Media Writing students something they didn’t understand: how the Electoral College works.

I told them about a bunch of weird scenarios – and one of them might just come to pass.

Hillary Clinton has just taken the lead in the national popular vote. That means more Americans, as of this moment, voted for her than for Trump.

But, again as I told my class, that’s not the United States decides elections. We decide it on a state-by-state basis, awarding electors from each state who’ll meet next month to actually choose the president.

So the fact that Trump won some states by narrow margins overshadows Clinton’s big margins in California and New York.

My students were incensed by this. I told them that’s the reason they need to vote – if you want to change things, you don’t get to do it from the sidelines.

Now, the chances of this happening are slim. But the best chance of it happening will be if Trump is as abysmal as he’s been at everything he’s done – and people realize what a travesty it was that a relative handful of people in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin foisted him upon us.

If Clinton wins the popular vote, it will be the second time in 16 years that the biggest vote-getter isn’t president. Before 2000, it hadn’t happened since 1888, when incumbent President Grover Cleveland outpolled Benjamin Harrison across the country, but lost in the Electoral College.

3. In a little while, Hillary Clinton will give her concession speech.

I personally would rather have seen her give it early this morning in the Javits Center, where she could have rallied her crestfallen supporters. But maybe she, herself, was so shell-shocked that she couldn’t handle the moment the way she thought she should.

The postmortems for this election will be quite extensive. I’m just going to touch on two involving the Democrats:

  • Was Hillary Clinton the wrong candidate for Democrats?

I’m just not convinced that Bernie Sanders would have done better. Trump and the Republicans would have labeled him “Crazy Bernie” or “Bernie the Socialist.” He would have used Sanders’ own words to show he would raise taxes – because that’s what Sanders said he’d do in order to pay for expanded Obamacare.

At this hour, I still believe that being a woman is the No. 1 reason she lost. But perhaps that’s running neck-and-neck with being a Clinton.

In a way, she paid the price for George W. Bush. The American people are not into dynasties. They tried it with W. – they got the Iraq War and a near depression. It’s why Jeb Bush did so badly in the GOP primaries.

And while Bill presided over a booming economy, he also presided over the most stupid scandal imaginable. That baggage never went away.

  • Who leads the party now?

The problem with nominating the old folks in your party is that you don’t give a new generation a chance. One of the reasons Barack Obama won the nomination in 2008 is that he was a fresh face – that gave him an edge over Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and the others.

The Democrats had some winners last night, believe it or not. My favorite is Kamala Harris, who won the Senate seat from California. Yes, she’s got two “strikes” against her with the electorate that anointed Trump – African-American and female. But she’s a smart, dynamic young woman who can rally the party with young and minority voters.

Another is Tammy Duckworth, the senator-elect from Illinois. Again, two “strikes”: female and Asian-American. But a big plus is her military background – she lost both her legs in combat in Iraq.

And there’s Sen. Cory Booker of New Jersey. Again, he’s African-American. A dynamic leader who’s popular on the late-show comedy circuit that’s essential to reaching a millennial audience.

The party needs to lick its wounds quickly. It needs to start planning for big off-year elections next year in New Jersey, Virginia and New York City, and the 2018 midterms. This midterm, they’ll have an edge. If the Trump presidency is a failure, the country might well be ready to throw Republicans out the door.

4. Here’s the first in a series of last night’s winners: ISIS.

The people of the United States have embraced the idea that the name of the religion ISIS has hijacked is Radical Islam. They don’t want Muslims from Syria or Libya or anyplace else to show up.

We are no longer the hope of those trying to flee the chaos of the Middle East.

ISIS can exploit that until the desert runs out of sand.

Yes, Trump will try to escalate the fight against the terrorists. But that ignores the fact that, like his KKK and neo-Nazi buddies, such dregs of humanity don’t go completely away.

That despair might spark the next terrorist attack against the United States.

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1,455 TO GO

1. It’s Wednesday, November 9, 2016.

2. On this date in 1965, New York City and much of the Northeast suffered a massive power failure.

The lights were out until early the next morning, but it was more of a shared communal experience than a catastrophe.

3. Now, the lights have gone out again. This won’t be so pleasant.

The Americans who reject diversity and education and tolerance have seized the day. They have given the raspberry to the Golden Rule.

Ubi est mea? Where’s mine? That is their mantra. That is how they view the world.

They think people of color, people of other faiths, people of other nations somehow get free stuff that they don’t get. There’s been this persistent thread online in recent years that the Obama administration was giving free cellphones to poor people. It’s rubbish.

4. There will be much hand-wringing in the next few days as the Trumpians celebrate at their bonfire of the vanities. What went wrong? Is that the America Americans really want? How did those of us who were so sure we would see the first woman President in our history miss this so goddamn badly?

Lots of us – and I’m pretty sure them ain’t reading this – will talk about leaving the country, or giving up on the country. And some of us will do what the old-fashioned thing that the people who backed the loser of the election do – congratulate the victor and try to heal the nation’s wounds.

5. The hell with all that.

In a few hours, the stocks in which my retirement funds are invested will lose 4% of their value. And that’s for starters. I have to worry about the safety of my son who’s teaching in South Korea. I have to worry about the way my adult daughter is treated in a country that has just OK’d male superiority.

I won’t take it lying down. I’m an American, too. And I think what this nation did to itself tonight is a horrendous breach of faith. 

6. The 2020 presidential election is 1,455 days away. We’re not failing next time.

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CUT IT WITH A KNIFE

1. It’s Tuesday, November 8, 2016.

It’s Election Day.

Finally.

2. I was driving home from my teaching job yesterday afternoon. Through some affluent suburbs in northern New Jersey. A leafy town called Franklin Lakes, where several McMansions have sprouted, including one that’s just about finished.

It was a gorgeous fall afternoon. The leaves were a little past peak, but not much. There’s still some vibrant oranges and yellow among the about-to-fall-off browns. The sky was deep blue, the roads were relatively empty.

And I’m thinking.

In 48 hours, how I’m viewing this scene will be completely altered.

Will it be something I’ll remember fondly, the portent of a hopeful future? Gliding into my elder years with my family. Worrying about the day-to-day things of personal life.

Or will I look back at the drive as the last days of peace in our lives? Will I go from a caring, welcoming, open country to a place where differences are demonic? Where you’re only as worthy as what you muscle your way to? Where truth is meaningless, and entitlement reigns?

This election is finally here. The decision is ours.

It could be a different world when I make the same drive tomorrow. I wonder how different.

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UNSKEWING

1. It’s Sunday, November 6, 2016. The election is two days away.

2. In the United States and Canada, we are now on Standard Time. At 2 a.m. today, it was 1 a.m. today again.

Every time we change the clocks, there is complaining. Some of it is justified – if you’re the parent of a newborn, you’ve been working diligently to get him or her on a nice steady sleeping pattern. And then wham, the kid’s getting up at 2 a.m. for the 3 a.m. feeding.

But most of the complaints are stupid. Why does it have to be dark at 4:30 p.m.? I got up early on a day I like to sleep in. What a pain it is to change all the clocks?

Let’s take ‘em in reverse order:

If you’re so lazy that you can’t take five seconds to change your clocks, there’s little hope for doing something serious, like voting on Tuesday. Your smartphone, computer and cable box all changed the time by themselves.

Do you think it’ll take more than two days to get your body clock adjusted to the time change? Three days? Besides, you get a chance to try out what it’s like to get up early.

Finally, we are still 45 days from the winter solstice. By that time, sunrise will be around 7:15 a.m. here. But in western parts of the Eastern time zone, sunrise will be around 8:15. If we didn’t change the clocks back, it would be around 9:15. That’s a ridiculously depressing time for the sun to rise.

In short, we go back and forth between daylight and standard time in order to give some semblance of normality to people’s days. Getting up and there’s daylight. That makes sense. Complaining about clock changing doesn’t.

3. Nate Silver is a guy people shouldn’t really feel sorry for.

He has revolutionized the reporting of data as news. While that might seem like trivia to some, the ability to cut through numbers to find facts is cherished in journalism – it’s one more path to truth, which – contrary to what Trumpian media critics believe – is the goal of everyone in the profession.

But the fact that numbers are not supposed to lie puts Silver in a tough spot.

Of all the projections of Tuesday’s election, Silver’s are the ones least favorable to Hillary Clinton. That doesn’t seem to sit well with her supporters in the media, some of whom believe that Silver is so afraid of being wrong in this election that he’s manipulating the numbers – and that is inspiring Trump’s team to rally his supporters in an effort to find a path to victory.

Trust me, there is no one who wants Silver’s fivethirtyeight.com numbers to show a Clinton landslide more than I do. I’m the one who wants to admit ten more states so that Trump could lose all 60.

But the reason anyone cares what Silver’s team is projecting about the election is his accuracy record. He’s missed maybe one state projection in the last two presidential races. His analysis and weighing of polls by their quality has always been first rate and based on science, not anecdote or emotion.

And, if Clinton wins, Nate Silver will not have gotten it wrong. He’s just more conservative about his projections than the others who are doing the same sort of poll analysis and crunching.

If the numbers are telling Silver that Clinton’s chances of winning are 64.2% (as of this posting), his track record up to now warrants respecting that analysis. Yes, I wish the percentage was 94%, and I really hope his analysis is just slightly off on a few states – say Florida, North Carolina, Nevada and Ohio.

But thank goodness there’s a Nate Silver who exercises caution, judgment and an understanding of science and math.

You don’t have to like what he’s telling us about Tuesday. You do have to respect it.

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AS OF NOW

1. It’s Saturday, November 5, 2016. The election is three days away.

2. The American electorate is in a foul mood. I know this from taking my own temperature.

There are two reasons why.

One is that there’s a perception of an obviously large percentage of the population that things aren’t going their way. They feel as though their jobs have gone away or are in danger. If they’re trying to make it own in a small business, there are too many obstacles: taxes, hiring rules, regulations. And they believe people they don’t think work as hard as they do are getting “free stuff” that they don’t get.

Then, there’s the other side. People like me. We’re sick of the hatred, of the petty jealousy, of making people feel as though they’re less than they are. We’re sick of bluster and bullying. We’re sick of the idea that being politically correct is weak and stupid – that, maybe, the world’s problems would ratchet down a notch if people were more considerate of others.

There will be no resolution of these poles of disgust on Tuesday. Unlike other elections, when the nation tries to come together for the new president, there will no reconciliation, no matter who wins.

That’s obviously disappointing to the Americans in the middle who just want to go about their lives. That’s not going to happen. Sorry.

So what might be useful, for both sides, is to take some measurement of how the United States stands on November 5, 2016. Because, assuming we get to 2020, that will be a rational basis about which to judge the 45th President of the United States as she/he seeks re-election.

Here we go:

  • As of the summer of 2016, the U.S. economy was growing at an annual rate of 2.9%. Economists say Ideal growth, the best level at which the economy is growing without spurring inflation, is 3%.
  • As of October 2016, the U.S. unemployment rate was 4.9%. There was a time in the early 1990s when people thought full employment was a 6% unemployment rate. In early 2009, right after President Obama took office, the rate spiked above 10% in the aftermath of the financial crisis.
  • As of today, the major U.S. military commitments around the world are in Afghanistan and Iraq, and they are not nearly as large as they were before Obama took office. We’re hunting ISIS and al-Qaeda, whose nihilist rantings inspire sick-minded would-be terrorists. 
  • As of this crisp autumn day, the average price of a gallon of gas is $2.22 a gallon, according to AAA. A year ago, it was $2.21. Last month, it was $2.23. That’s some amazing consistency. It’s also a little more than half the record high price of $4.11 a gallon set in July 2008.
  • As of 2015, the most recent year available, violent crime rose 3.9% from the prior year, according to the FBI. There were 15,696 murders last year, more than 71% of them as a result of firearms use. However, the violent crime rate is down by about a sixth of what it was ten years ago.
  • As of this moment, a woman’s right to end her pregnancy is guaranteed by the Supreme Court’s Roe v. Wade decision. That decision has been in effect for 43 years.
  • As of this particular Saturday, the right to marry the adult you choose, whether of the opposite or same sex, is guaranteed by the Supreme Court’s Obergefell v. Hodges decision. That decision has been in effect since June of last year.
  • As of the latest report by the American Road and Transportation Builders Association, 58,495 bridges – nearly 10% of all in the United States – are deficient. In Rhode Island, the state with the biggest problem, 23% of its bridges are in really bad shape.
  • As of October, 11 of the past 12 months have set high-temperature records, according to NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies. Only a late-reported cold snap in Antarctica prevented June from being the 12th month.
  • As of November 5, 2016, the right to trial by jury and the presumption of innocence until proven guilty in a court of law are guaranteed by the Bill of Rights. That was meant to avoid chants of “Lock her up” and “Execute her” by vigilantes.
  • There’s also a Bill of Rights. The Second Amendment – guaranteeing that “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed” – is only one of ten in the Bill.

As of now.

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20 QUESTIONS FRIDAY: THE LAND-OF-THE-FREE-BUT-FOR-HOW-MUCH-LONGER EDITION

It’s November 4, 2016, the eighth anniversary of Barack Obama’s election as President, the 100th birthday of Walter Cronkite, and four days before the election.

Today’s edition of 20 Questions Friday deals with the matter at hand. These are questions you can ask yourself or anyone who’s undecided or anyone deluded into thinking that Trump should get their vote.

Enjoy the weekend.

— Today’s October jobs report show the unemployment rate at 4.9%. What will it be on Nov. 3, 2020, the next scheduled Election Day?

— The U.S. economy is growing at an annual rate of 2.9%. Do you really think an advanced economy can grow much faster than that?

— The Dow Jones industrial average, even after seven days of worrying about this election, is just shy of 18,000. How much do you think it’ll drop if Trump wins?

— Do any of their hundreds of customers look at the nice people who run my favorite authentic Mexican takeout place in Park Ridge, N.J., and see rapists and drug dealers?

— Does anybody raised by responsible parents ever mock or put down people with disabilities?

— Are people captured while fighting for the United States just weak links in a chain that it’s just as well, or are they patriots we honor and support, even if we disagree over the war in which they fought?

— Do you think women have minds and hearts, or are they just the sum of your assessment of their physical parts?

— Has anyone who takes the relationship with his or her spouse marriage seriously been threatened in any way by the legality of same-sex marriage?

— Do you take consolation every April 15 that – while paying taxes can be painful – at least you know that some soldier is getting a paycheck, some pothole is going to get filled, some aid is going to a place ravaged by disaster and that some of the research to fight cancer can continue?

— Have the libel laws in this country, dating back to the precedent set in the trial of John Peter Zenger in the 18th century, worked well enough to maintain the freest news media in the world?

— It’s been more than three weeks now. Where’s that “imminent” Trump lawsuit against The New York Times about the stories of women claiming he committed sexual misconduct?

— Do you really think Melania Trump’s pet cause if she became First Lady would be cyber-bullying when one of the most notable cyber-bullies would be in the White House living quarters?

— How honest can the first presidential candidate in 40 years to hide his tax returns be?

— Do you really think that the cretins backing Trump would want to stop at railroading Hillary Clinton into prison? Why not Bill? Or her aides? Or President Obama?

— Shouldn’t the person who leads our country in times of crisis be thicker skinned than to be offended by Alec Baldwin’s impression on “Saturday Night Live”?

— Are any of you who hire landscapers ready to mow your own lawn when the workforce used in many cases ends up on a one-way ticket to Ciudad Juarez? Are any of you with elderly family members ready to spend hours tending to them because their caregivers are on their way back to a place they fled?

— Has Trump said anything about the Iraqi assault on Mosul now that it’s making faster progress than expected? Do you think maybe he doesn’t know more about fighting ISIS than the generals masterminding this campaign?

— Do you think Chris Christie can speak to the issue of government integrity when both the prosecution and defense in the Fort Lee Bridgegate trial said he was responsible for snarling George Washington Bridge traffic for spite?

— Are the lives of the people who support Trump as joyless as his rallies look? Has anyone ever associated the word “joy” with Trump?

— Will next Wednesday be windy, the result of collective exhaling that American democracy barely survives, or will it be a cold, gray portent of the future?

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GAME OF THE CENTURY

1. It’s Thursday, November 3, 2016. The election is five days away. The Mets’ Opening Day game against Atlanta is 151 days away.

2. There are people who say baseball is boring. Really.

But for those who love it, in the words of my friend and former colleague Chris Isidore, a bad baseball game is better than most Super Bowls. And don’t get me started about other sports that don’t offer four hours of did-what-the-hell-just-happened-sink-my-team-for-good moments.

So I’m happy tonight for Chicagoland, where I went to college, and for the Cubs fans, of whom I know several.

But most of all, I’m proud to love the greatest game in the world. If you found any part of Game Seven boring, check to see if you have a pulse. It was riveting from leadoff batter Dexter Fowler’s home run to the desperation two-out threat Cleveland mounted that fell just short.

Perhaps it’s silly to talk about Greatest Games of All Time. But I’m hard-pressed right now to think of a better one in the 21st century. Perhaps the sixth game of the 2011 World Series between St. Louis and Texas.

I think the double curse of the franchises added to the weight. For the second time in 20 years, Cleveland took the World Series to extra innings in Game Seven, only to come up a run short.

So now Cleveland has the double misfortune of having just missed the chance to end a 68-year drought and now having Major League Baseball’s longest championship drought.

3. The Cubs went 108 years between titles. I’ve been to Wrigley Field several times and seen some pretty bad teams.

And what sticks out in my mind is a 14-4 loss to Cincinnati in 1976, a year the Reds won the World Series. It was a beautiful sunny May Saturday on the North Side, and the park was teeming with Cubs fans – soaking up sun in the bleachers, enjoying a day of baseball in the grandstand.

Forget the score. Forget the fact that one of baseball’s dynasties was across the diamond. There was a crush of people outside one of the best places to watch baseball ever. They were disappointed but not disloyal. They climbed onto the El platforms at Addison and Sheridan and went home, ready to come back to Wrigley and cheer on the Cubbies another day.

I suspect some of those fans are no longer around – it was 40 years ago. And sometime this week in Chicago, their descendants will trek to the cemetery and place one of those W flags at the gravestone.

Baseball isn’t just the most interesting game. It’s the one that connects the generations of a family better than any other. Cub fans know that.

And now they know what it’s like to be a World Series champion.

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WHO DOES ELECTORAL COLLEGE PLAY IN FOOTBALL?

1. It’s still Tuesday, November 1, 2016. The election is still seven days away.

2. Starbucks put out its holiday season cups today. They’re gorgeous, with the artist using a single line to connect all the people on the planet. And, of course, they don’t mention Christmas.

That will have the War on Christmas Warriors all in a schvitz.

Now, remember, a year ago, when Starbucks did a plain red cup for the holidays, Trump picked up on the fury stoked by Fox News and the Breitbart crowd. He said that when he was elected, everyone would say “Merry Christmas!”

Starbucks chief Howard Schultz is rightly proclaiming that a cup like this is meant to be “a symbol of our shared values.”

But, not being as magnanimous as Schultz, I can’t help but hope there’s also a middle finger somewhere in that drawing for Trump and the haters he enables.

3. The reason I’m writing a second post is something that I discovered in an assignment for my Media Writing class at William Paterson University in New Jersey.

The assignment was a blog post in which the students needed to express an opinion on the election. It didn’t have to be for against Clinton or Trump. It could be about the campaign, yard signs, ads or whatever.

Two of my students were down on the whole idea of voting. And they expressed it this way: It doesn’t matter how I vote, because the Electoral College will decide the election the way it wants.

The way the posts were written made the Electoral College seem like a star chamber – a bunch of people sitting somewhere who will take the election results and decide if they’re OK. If not, they’ll install the other candidate as President of the United States.

So, first, a big zero goes to social studies teachers who have somehow let kids have a complete misunderstanding of the election. I took it upon myself to explain how the Electoral College works.

Secondly, even though my students couldn’t have been any more than kindergarteners in 2000, that election has scarred them – and probably the nation as a whole.

The fact that Al Gore got more votes than George W. Bush never sat well with a lot of people. That, and the fact that the Bush presidency included the Iraq War and the worst economic crisis since the Depression, undermined faith in the system more than anything else.

The solution to that isn’t abstaining from voting. But that’s going to be hard to sell to a bunch of 20-year-olds. They don’t believe it, and their interest isn’t all that great, either.

And it’s difficult for me to sell them on the idea of participating in democracy without advocating a position. Part of our problem right now is that disenfranchising people is a key political strategy for one side – to the point that voting is seen as a political statement in itself.

So I’m going to start simply. By explaining that the Electoral College is a stupid name. That the system is designed this way for a reason. That if you believe it’s a lousy system, the only way it will ever change is if more people vote and clamor for that change.

And that Electoral is not a 15-point underdog against Alabama on Saturday.

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NO DENIAL

1. It’s Tuesday, November 1, 2016. It is seven days until Election Day. It is the Feast of All Saints.

2. I’d still love to see the Cubs win in seven. The odds are long, but if that’s the only long-shot bet that comes in this month, I’d be relieved and happy.

3. I spent Halloween night at the movies, in very large part because I’m not a fan of trick-or-treating. If that makes me Halloween’s version of Ebenezer Scrooge, I’m happy to accept that.

The movie I saw was “Denial” and at its center is true, unmitigated, serious horror. For those unaware, the film depicts the trial of an Emery University professor who wrote a book about Holocaust denial. She was sued for libel in the U.K. by one of these morons.

In Britain, as Trump has happily pointed out, the burden of proof for libel is on the accused – the professor had to prove she didn’t libel the denier rather than, as here, he didn’t have to prove the case.

“Denial” is an OK movie. It holds your interest. The acting is good. Occasionally, there’s background music when there shouldn’t be – just seeing Auschwitz should be powerful enough.

But seeing this movie was hardly the way to forget my troubles.

4. And right now, those troubles are my anxiety about this election.

The odds are still 3-to-1 in Hillary Clinton’s favor, according to Nate Silver at fivethirtyeight.com. They’re a little less than 9-to-1 in her favor, according to The New York Times.

But they’ve been dropping. They were falling even before last Friday’s disaster, when the director of the FBI picked the scab of the Clinton email controversy with his letter to Congress.

Normally, as a bleeding-heart liberal, I fear the worst in an election. It’s usually hyperbole.

I don’t feel that way in 2016.

A Trump win would empower the very people depicted in “Denial.” There’s already a depressing, frightening rise in anti-Semitism as seen as Trump’s rallies and in social media. That’s coupled with surging hatred of others – Muslims, Hispanics, Asians.

If you want to read a depressing story about the looming Age of Trump, read this one from the Times that’s likely in the paper this morning. It’s about the hostility the founder of the yogurt maker Chobani faces because he is a Kurdish immigrant, and is putting action to words by hiring refugees.

In a normal world, Hamdi Ulukaya’s story is feel-good. If those making threats were as Christian as they say they are, they would recognize that Ulukaya is doing God’s work.

But they’re not. The fire lit by their anger about whatever it is they’re angry about rages out of control. It is like one of those wildfires in California, except there is no percentage of it that seems to be contained.

They hate those they believe have taken over American life. They would have been revolted by Halloween at my nearby mall, where kids of all shades were decked in costumes of their heroes and villains with their parents trying to ride herd.

Again, I’m not a Halloween fan, but this was beautiful. It’s what America means to me.

All of that is at risk in this election. What I saw last night shouldn’t be otherness. The people on the other side of this want that. They fantasize about a return to a time that can’t possibly exist again – not without hurting people who have made strides in our society because we’ve worked hard to overcome bias.

When Hillary Clinton called them “deplorables,” they took it as a badge of honor. They’ve been lying in wait for the chance to lash back at those who they see advancing with help they didn’t get. African-Americans. Latinos. Asian-Americans. Whoever.

5. There are those who can’t imagine a Holocaust or the kind of mass madness that tarnishes history books here. They’ll deny that the people who support Trump are that evil.

But the evidence is there.

It starts with the threat, echoed by the jackass candidate himself, to imprison his opponent.

Despite all the fanatical statements on social media, on comment pages and anywhere else you can imagine, Hillary Clinton has committed no crime worthy of incarceration. A cottage industry has spent a quarter-century fouling the water about her.

Yes, she hasn’t helped it – is there any chance we can go back in time and tell her to lose the e-mail server idea? But her penchant for secrecy is likely a conditioned reflex to the siege she’s been under since becoming a national figure.

The easiest promise for Trump to keep if he wins election next week is to try to imprison Hillary Clinton. Especially if his efforts to rip up Obamacare and the Paris climate agreements stall for any amount of time.

The scum who support him are clamoring for it. The “Hillary for Prison” signs are not far from here. At some of Trump’s rallies, there have been calls for her execution or murder. One suggestion came from the candidate himself.

It’s a short step from jailing a political opponent to going after others who supported her. To going after those who don’t fit their description of an American. It’s why they love the wall with Mexico idea. It’s why they expect Trump to deport every last undocumented immigrant.

It’s a road to perdition. It’s the end of this country’s experiment of trying to form a more perfect union by creating a placating of the decrepit.

So I might have gotten out of answering the doorbell several times by going to see “Denial.” But I didn’t put my fear of what could happen in seven days in abeyance.

This can’t happen. But my fear is that maybe I’m in denial about that.

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20 QUESTIONS FRIDAY: THE I-DON’T-KNOW-ABOUT-YOU-BUT-I’M-A-LITTLE-NERVOUS EDITION

It’s October 28, 2016. The election is 11 days away but, as the calendar would have it, 20 Questions Friday is at hand.

20 Questions Friday is the post in which I ask questions and the answers are – whatever. Like ‘em, don’t like ‘em, ponder ‘em, go to the next page on the Internet.

They’re just what’s going through my head as this final weekend of October draws nigh. I hope yours is a good one.

Here we go:

— I know there’s a lot of sentiment that this is a done deal for Hillary Clinton, but aren’t the poll trends just a little too close for comfort?

— If you have early voting in your state, or are voting absentee, have you voted yet?

— Does an annual U.S. economic growth rate of 2.9% sound OK to you? 

— How the hell did the Bundys and their acolytes get acquitted for their armed seizure of a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon?

— Now that they’ve gotten a pass, will the Bundys or their ilk go for bigger game, like a national monument or agency office?

— Do Web sites still measure “eye stickiness”?

— Will trumpets sound from heaven if Darrell Issa loses his House seat from California?

— It makes all the sense in the world, so is there a snowball’s chance in hell that Obamacare will ever get the public option that could make it more affordable? 

— If the Cubs close out the Indians this weekend at Wrigley Field, would that celebration be as raucous as the one in Chicago when they made it to the World Series for the first time in 71 years?

— Are you celebrating Diwali on Sunday? (If so, Happy Diwali!)

— Has Trump sued The New York Times yet for publishing the improper sexual advance stories? Wasn’t that suit “imminent” two weeks ago?

— When you were a 10-year-old, did you or your friends threaten to sue someone if they said something bad about you?

— Do you put mayonnaise on cold-cut sandwiches?

— If Hillary Clinton wins and the Republicans hold on to the House, can we find two years worth of ways to show Jason Chaffetz for the jackass he is?

— How much longer will this period of relatively cheap gasoline continue?

— Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? (ninth in a series of song-title questions)

— Is Putin taking a big chance on this WikiLeaks campaign against Clinton, considering he’s No. 1 with a bullet on her international shit list if she wins?

— How soon after Halloween (which is Monday) will Starbucks start using its 2016 holiday cups?

— Will Starbucks piss off Fox News’ War on Christmas warriors by not specifically mentioning the holiday on a freakin’ coffee cup?

— No reflection on Starbucks, but is there any chance that Halloween can be abolished?

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