It’s October 23, 2015, and time for Friday Yes or No. I ask the questions. I answer them simply and elegantly.

Q1: Although it’s hard to beat Donny Trump on a day-to-day basis, is Trey Gowdy the biggest horse’s ass in America today?

A1: Yes

Q2: So, now that Hillary Clinton has answered every possible question anyone can ask about what happened in Benghazi three years ago, will this put an end to the “investigation”?

A2: No

Q3: Is that because Fox News needs something to talk about every once in a while?

A3: Yes

Q4: Is it possible that the Chancellor of Germany is more interested in the truth about the horrors that befell millions of Jews during the Holocaust than the Prime Minister of Israel?

A4: Yes

Q5: Will Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders make a big pitch to woo the supporter of Lincoln Chafee, who’s dropped out of the presidential race?

A5: No

Q6: Did some PR person earn his/her keep with the promotion of Back to the Future Day?

A6: Yes

Q7: Is “Back to the Future II” anywhere near the quality of sequel that “Godfather II” is?

A7: No

Q8: Is Paul Ryan making a mistake in becoming Speaker of the House?

A8: No

Q9: Is that because he isn’t really running for anything, and it doesn’t matter what happens?

A9: Yes

Q10: Two days after the fact, is it still hard to believe that the Mets will be playing in the World Series?

A10: Yes

Q11: Will they win it?

A11: Yes