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THERE’S NEW GRASS ON THE FIELD – WHAT I’M THINKING ABOUT TODAY

1. It’s Monday, April 13, 2015.

2. It’s the home opener for the New York Mets. And, for the first time in 46 years, I’m going, thanks to the incredible generosity of my now-former colleagues at CNNMoney. I’ve been waiting for this day for months.

3. I love going to games. I love keeping score. I love the sounds of the ballpark. I love the colors – that’s one thing that struck me when I was very young, how colorful a baseball stadium is. I’ve always been fortunate to go to games with good people; I actually think I remember more about who I went to a game with than which team won.

4. One little thing: The Mets have a young shortstop named Wilmer Flores who has not gotten off to a great start this season. A couple of his throwing errors have cost the team a game or two. That happens – the young man might be trying a little too hard.

What also happens unfortunately, here in New York, is that so-called fans believe the way to correct the problem is to boo the kid. He’s going to be introduced in front of a full house on what should be one of the great days of his life, and he’s going to get booed.

That sucks. That’s not what a real fan does.

The kid didn’t make those mistakes on purpose. And, unlike one of his now-suspended teammates, he didn’t take a banned substance.

Booing him won’t stop him from throwing the ball away, and it won’t turn him into Ozzie Smith. Wilmer Flores has earned the cheers of Met fans because he’s wearing a Met uniform today. I would really love to be surprised, and hear him get the same cheers that Matt Harvey and David Wright get.

5. Hillary Clinton’s campaign-unveiling video was better than I thought it would be.

I guess I was worried it would be her sitting at a desk with pictures of Bill, Chelsea and the granddaughter, sounding overly earnest.

Instead, it was extremely well directed, and tried to cast her as one of a diverse group of Americans eagerly planning things in the future. So I was wrong about that part.

I still don’t think I’m wrong about this: She needs to campaign outside Iowa and New Hampshire in 2015. She needs to take her effort to parts of the nation that have felt left out of campaigns because of the focus on the swing states.

They’ll be plenty of time to hit Musquoketa (I’ve been there – it’s a pretty town) and Franconia Notch and Columbus and Miami Beach. The early part of her campaign should go to the states where she should win big, such as New York and California, and the states where she doesn’t have much chance, such as Alabama and Utah.

Mrs. Clinton needs to make this a campaign that embraces the nation, and shows the passion she has to help Americans who need it. That would be a winning campaign.

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VAINGLORY, HONESTY AND PASSION – WHAT I’M THINKING ABOUT TODAY

1. It’s Friday, April 10, 2015. It’s the weekend, or will be soon enough.

2. I have vowed, ever since the heartbreaking collapses of 2007 and 2008, to avoid vainglory when it comes to the New York Mets. As a fan, I know that every time triumph seems assured but is not yet complete, the arrogance of anticipating that triumph leads to ruin. Armando Benitez and Luis Castillo will do that to you. That said, after watching Matt Harvey return to the mound yesterday, I am a lot happier Met fan than I was even three days ago. But I promise to be patient, as humble as possible and, yes, not become vainglorious.

3. Who in their right mind likes Iran in this country? It’s a severe theocratic state that brutalizes people who don’t adhere to its ideology, and supports terror in other countries. The idea of Iran with nuclear weapons is terrifying.

But any U.S. senator or congressman, Republican or Democrat, who wants to oppose the understanding President Obama has reached with Iran or have a veto to rolling back sanctions against Tehran, needs to answer an important question: Are you willing to commit this country to war to stop Iran from getting a bomb?

If you are, you need to say it. Out loud. Clearly.

Because I’m pretty certain the American people aren’t interested in fighting Iran unless they feel it’s an absolute necessity.

We’re still cleaning up the mess that was made when it was decided that Iraq, which had nothing to do with 9/11, would pay the price for Osama bin Laden.

And anyone who believes that conflict with Iran would be short and sweet is a blithering idiot (see Bolton, John). Any attack would unify Persia against American aggression, not to mention all the sympathy it would get from other nations, Islamic and not.

So before the Congress decides that it would rather torpedo the accord with Iran than take a chance, it should understand the consequences of its action.

And it would help if each senator or congressman who votes for war agree to send a member of his or her family to fight — because the odds are this is being left for a bunch of American kids who will have a hard time understanding why their lives are at risk.

4. By Monday, we are expected to know if Hillary Clinton is running for President of the United States.

Here’s what bothers me: Why is she doing this in a coldly remote video announcement?

Please don’t get me wrong — I think she’d be a good commander-in-chief. I think she has all the qualifications, and I’m fairly certain that, come Nov. 8, 2016, I will cast my vote for her.

I’m sure she wants to be President. But I want her to want to run for President

I want her to be excited about the idea of going out and talking to people and shaking hands and mixing it up for 19 months. I want some joy and some passion about who she is, and why she should lead this country. I want her to tell me why I should be excited about her and what her vision is.

Truth be told, that’s why she lost to President Obama eight years ago. He had a great story to tell and vision to spread, and he’s an awfully good speaker. She seemed put upon to tell whatever story she had.

If I were involved in the planning, I would send Mrs. Clinton someplace symbolic — Seneca Falls or Philadelphia or Detroit — and I would gather as many people I could get on a Sunday afternoon. I would let her shout out why the nation needs her. 

And like so many others, I’m sick of the campaign being so focused on Iowa and New Hampshire, which is where she is expected to head after the video shows up on social media.

This is the time to go places where the main campaign won’t: the big cities on the East Coast and West Coast, the Southern and Rocky Mountain states that no one really believes she’s going to win. Show people that you have a vision for all 50 states, and for everybody in them.

My understanding of Hillary Clinton is that she was a child of the ‘60s, at the vanguard of the protest movements that made this country better. She needs to rekindle that passion and inspire the people who are planning to vote for her, many because the idea of one of these wacky Republicans in the White House is too horrible to contemplate.

At this juncture, the Democratic race is expected to be a coronation. But that doesn’t mean it has to be joyless and uninspiring. Hillary Clinton needs to thwart the naysayers, the narrow-minded creeps who seem to have dominated the conversation in recent months. She needs to make the heads of people on Fox News spin. 

Get out there and fight for it, Hillary. There’s plenty of time for Twitter and Facebook.

5. This was a little longer than usual. And to think I wasn’t sure what I would write about. See you Monday.

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WHAT I’M THINKING ABOUT TODAY: Loose Ends

1. It’s Thursday, April 9, 2015.

2. It is great to have baseball back. Now that I’m retired, I can watch games at night without worrying about the sleep lost because the Mets lost. And, of course, the Mets did lose last night.

3. But today is Matt Harvey’s return to the mound after more than a year. So it might look overcast to non-Mets fans, but the return of the Dark Knight is a sunny day indeed for the Amazin’s. As long as they beat Washington today.

4. It’s the 150th anniversary of Lee’s surrender to Grant at Appomattox Court House in Virginia, considered to be the conclusion of the Civil War.

5. But as recent events in North Charleston, Ferguson and Staten Island remind us, the Civil War never really ended. This nation continues to be chewed up by its prejudices and its failure to recognize that all its citizens are people with hearts, minds and visions.

6. It is horrific to watch Walter Scott get gunned down like a target by a North Charleston police officer. Showing it casually on TV, in slow motion like a touchdown in the Super Bowl, continues to disrespect the humanity of Mr. Scott. I worked for a TV network for 16 years and I understand that this video is news. But showing it over and over again, as background for a TV anchor, is inappropriate. Somebody died here, and respect is owed.

7. A jury, having found Dzhokhar Tsarnaev guilty of all counts in the Boston Marathon bombing, will now decide if Tsarnaev will be put to death. Like the people who lost loved ones, the people who suffered horrendous injuries and the people who remain emotionally scarred even though they emerged uncut, my goal is justice.

Those who want Tsarnaev executed make an eloquent case that life is precious, and this miserable excuse of a human being is not entitled to anything quite so valuable.

But here’s my thought.

This jerk and his worthless brother both had to have calculated that their own death was part of the equation in their twisted plans. And they, and equally warped people around the world who share their nihilism, saw their deaths as martyrdom, a necessary and worthy price to pay for the chaos and hatred they sought to sow.

So don’t give it to them. Make the bastards suffer.

Make them see a world where the three innocent people killed that day are the heroes, the ones whose praises are sung. Make them see a world where the people they maimed and scarred are cherished and loved in the sunlight of a beautiful Boston day. Best of all, instead of the world of fear and hatred that this guy sought, make him live in a federal SuperMax prison while a world that’s tolerant and peaceful mocks him.

If you want Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to pay for his heinous crime, don’t end his misery. Make him live through it, day after day. For him, it doesn’t get better until he dies. Don’t let it get better.

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WHAT I’M THINKING ABOUT TODAY: Close, but no cigar

1. It’s Tuesday, April 7, 2015. The Mets are in first place!

2. OK, Wisconsin didn’t do it. But the Badgers did make the Big Ten proud, and played a classic national championship game against a Duke that deserved its win. Don’t worry, Big Ten fans — next year, the Northwestern Wildcats will bring the title to the conference.

3. Is it fair to say that Duke is a “rent-a-player” team? That has been the accusation in social media and the real world on the day after its dramatic triumph.

It’s widely expected that Duke’s star freshman, Kahlil Okafor, will leave the school now that he’s won an NCAA championship and become a highly paid NBA pro. Other freshmen on the team might do the same.

Old-time basketball fans love the idea of a player spending four years at a college, peaking in his senior year and possibly winning a championship. That’s one reason Wisconsin’s Frank Kaminsky was everyone’s favorite player in the tournament — he’s a senior, it’s his turn.

But that’s not how it works. Okafor has a talent. Duke was the best place to showcase that talent so that he can do what he probably thinks is the most important thing to do: provide for himself and his family.

And if he’s about to get a big payday — he will have earned it. You don’t just show up and score 20 points for a powerhouse basketball team. He put in the work. He’ll get what’s due.

There’s been grumbling about the Duke players. Some from Wisconsin fans — perhaps a little understandable disappointment the day after. But even U.S. Sen. Claire McCaskill of Missouri chimed in this morning, saying “Congrats to Duke,but I was rooting for team who had stars that are actually going to college & not just doing semester tryout for NBA.” 

The fact is that Duke earned its national title. Mike Krzyzewski, Duke’s coach, has a long-standing reputation for integrity in bringing in players and making them abide by the rules. Barring any indication to the contrary, he deserves the kudos coming his way today.

Unless somebody wants to change the way college basketball is run, and reduce the jackpots that the NCAA, the schools and the TV networks win each March, give the Blue Devils their due and wait ’til next year. Even Sen. McCaskill understands that, posting: “To be clear folks, this isn’t about the kids,this is about the system.This is about the NCAA/NBA.I don’t blame the very talented athletes.”

4.   Rand Paul went to Duke. He announced today he’s running for President. I suspect his good fortune ran out last night.

5.   Stan Freberg died today. Most Americans my age and younger don’t remember him. But if you’ve ever seen a really funny commercial of the past, he might be behind it.

I really recommend this commercial for Geno’s Pizza Rolls. The commercial is, in part, a spoof of a Lark cigarette ad of the era, which had the Lone Ranger music (aka, Rossini’s “William Tell Overture”) playing as a truck rolled through a city asking people to show their Lark packs. One night, after the Geno’s ad, Johnny Carson told his audience that he had ever heard clap for a commercial.

Freberg was also a prominent satirist on radio in the ‘50s and did some television. He was part of that group that made wildly popular comedy records in the ‘60s, along with Bob Newhart, Bill Cosby, Allan Sherman, and Nichols and May.

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WHAT I’M THINKING ABOUT TODAY: The Big Picture

1. It’s Tuesday, March 31, 2015. At midnight, one-quarter of 2015 will be over.

2. Note to my news editing class at William Paterson University: This is how powerful newspaper design can be.

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It’s great that The Star has taken a bold stand against the ridiculous pro-bigotry law in Indiana with a front-page editorial.

My one qualm is that it gives up on the idea that the law should be repealed, seeing that as lacking political reality. After all, somebody in that state must want this stupid thing. So The Star wants the Indiana law to have the anti-discrimination protections that similar other state and federal laws have.

The problem to me is that the whole point of this law, despite the governor’s mealy mouthing, is to tell homosexuals that they are not worthy citizens of Indiana. Yes, they can pay their taxes — and the salaries of the buffoons who passed and signed this disgrace. But this law indicates they’re not worthy of the state’s full protection, while businesses that somehow see LGBT-handled money condemning them to Hell — instead of bolstering their bottom line — are premium class citizens.

The law has to be repealed. You can’t compromise with bigots. But, that said, kudos to The Indianapolis Star for otherwise standing on the correct side of morality and history.

3. I screwed up a little last week when I said I would not spend a dime of my money in Indiana when I drive through this summer. The fact that is that the fastest way through Indiana is the Indiana Toll Road. So yes, Indiana will get that money – $4.65 each way with my E-Z Pass.

So, it will be my intention to donate $9.30 to a group that opposes the legislation. I will see how things stand when I take the trip before I decide what group gets the toll money doubled.

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WHAT I’M THINKING ABOUT TODAY: LATE EDITION

1. It’s Monday, March 30, 2015. One week from today, it will be baseball season and the world will be right again.

2.   Sunday’s New York Post had a front page that got a lot of attention on social media. Over the headline “VILLAGE IDIOTS,” the Post showed a picture of seven young women using a selfie stick to take a picture of themselves — at the site of last week’s explosion in New York’s East Village that killed two people.

I can’t take issue with the idea that taking a selfie at the scene of a tragedy is pretty clueless

But I take more issue with the way the Post treated this.

These women are not public figures. And, as inappropriate as it seems, taking a selfie at the site of a tragedy is not a crime.

And yet, these young women are being held up as figures to scorn. They’ve been held in contempt by a publication that at least a million have read or seen online. And they’ve been singled out from among dozens of others who might have done the same thing.

What most people when they take these selfies is post them online. And what one of their thoughtful friends will do is send them a private message on Facebook or Twitter and say, hey, that’s not really appropriate. And the person who posted the picture will think about it a second and say, hey, maybe you’re right. That’s the civilized way to deal with something inappropriate.

The Post has its catchy headline and the buzz. It has aroused the anger of people who think there’s a generation of self-centered oafs coming of age. It can go on to belittling President Obama or whoever else doesn’t align with its editorial policy.

But now these young women, who somebody is going to recognize, are stuck with this ignominy for a day or a few days or however long the lifespan of this controversy.  Why were they singled out? Were they told where their picture would appear when it was being taken? Were they even told their picture was being taken?

Mass circulation newspapers, even ones as disreputable as The New York Post, have an awesome power. They have a responsibility to use it responsibly. In this case, again, the Post did not.

3.   If you want to talk about village idiots, there’s the governor of Indiana.

The reports on Saturday indicated that he was upset with the firestorm that followed his signing legislation that allowed businesses in the state to deny service to same-sex couples, citing religious reasons. So he was going to go on the Sunday talk shows and clear up the misunderstanding.

Instead, in his appearance on ABC’s “This Week” he said that the law would not change and insisted it did not promote discrimination. But he couldn’t say why it didn’t, and he didn’t think there’s a need for legislation that protects same-sex couples from discrimination. 

His explanation was so bad that two of the miscreants who promoted the garbage legislation announced today that the legislature would consider some kind of clarifying measure. But, they too, can’t say what the clarification would be, saying only that the governor didn’t do a good job of explaining things on TV.

This is what to expect when you try to dis people. It always bites you back. These people all deserve each other — and the contempt that they’ve brought upon themselves.

4.   Some of those upset by the Indiana debacle are suggesting that the NCAA men’s basketball championships scheduled for next weekend in Indianapolis be moved.

I understand the sentiment, but it’s not a reasonable thing to do at this point.

You can’t just move an event as big as the tournament that quickly. Hotel rooms are booked, travel plans are made, time off from work is granted and lots of temporary jobs — of people who might well be just as opposed to what Indiana’s so-called leaders have done — are at stake. 

I would, however, strongly urge the NCAA to make absolutely certain that any invitation to the governor or state legislators to attend tournament-related events be rescinded. Revoke their tickets, if they have them, saying the tournament is not an event for their benefit.

If they squawk, just cite the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. It’s against your religion to suffer fools gladly.

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WHAT I’M THINKING ABOUT TODAY: DEAR GOV. BIGOT

1. It’s Friday, March 27, 2015.

2. It’s either one, eight or ten days until Kentucky’s undefeated season comes crashing down. I believe. If it can’t be Notre Dame tomorrow, I really want it to be Wisconsin on April 4.

3. To: Gov. Mike Pence, Governor’s Mansion, Indianapolis

MIKE:

Later this year, my son and I will be driving from our home in New York to Evanston, Ill., and back.           

Unfortunately, that means I have to drive through your state — which, thanks to the “X” I imagine you used to “sign” your name, now has a law allowing businesses to refuse service to same-sex couples.

I would avoid Indiana if I could. Really.

But since I can’t, I’m establishing some ground rules for our trip.

First, I will make certain that I purchase gasoline for my vehicle in either Ohio or Illinois. I will not pay gasoline taxes that could go toward the salaries of the miscreants who support your stupid law.

Second, I will make sure that my son and I have cold drinks in the car, because there’s no way in Hell (aka your future home) I’m going to spend even two cents in Indiana. I even refuse to use a water fountain, because I might catch whatever illness you and your fellow morons contracted that enabled this travesty.

Third, I’m bringing empty water bottles just in case we have to relieve ourselves. Unless, of course, you can guarantee that a facsimile of the so-called “Religious Freedom Restoration Act” is on one of those discs that go into urinals.

Fourth, I will keep my car window open in case I feel like spitting.

Fifth, as much as I would like to drive at 100 mph to be out of your state as fast as possible, I will obey all posted speed limits and safety regulations.

Sixth, despite my indifference toward religion, I will fear for what passes for your soul. I suspect the God that you think you pray to isn’t going to be too pleased with what you and your fellow sinners have wrought upon people whose offense — in your squinted, virtually blind eyes — is to love who they love.

So that’s my Religious Freedom Restoration Act. God, or whoever, have mercy on you.

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WHAT I’M THINKING ABOUT TODAY: FROM THE SKY

1. Today is Thursday, March 26, 2015. It is six days until April Fool’s Day.

2. So that can’t explain today’s op-ed piece in The New York Times by Bush-era U.N. Ambassador John Bolton. Although the piece does read like a sick joke: Bolton says the only way to stop Iran from developing nuclear weapons is for the United States (or Israel, in a pinch) to bomb Iran.                       

Bolton’s argument is that letting Iran continue to develop its nuclear capabilities will encourage other Middle Eastern states — Saudi Arabia, Egypt and Turkey — to do so as well. And that, as a result, President Obama’s legacy will be a region armed to the teeth with nuclear weapons. 

There’s more than a couple of problems here.

First off, while Bolton admits that this is something Obama inherited rather than created, it will be all his fault anyway. Obama’s insistence on solving this problem peacefully is a mistake — in the view of one of the pom-pom boys of the biggest foreign policy disaster in American history, the invasion of Iraq.

Secondly, Bolton dismisses the idea that hey, wait a minute, Israel has nuclear capability. But Bolton comically says that the nations in the region understand that Israel only has the capability as a deterrent. That it would never use it as an offensive weapon. That’s plain silly. If these people want nukes, they’ll especially want them if Israel has them – I can’t imagine that Benjamin Netanyahu impresses his neighbors as Mr. Reasonable, especially after that last election.

Finally, the casualness with which Bolton describes what would happen if the United States attacked Iran is breath-taking. First of all, of course, we should be able to knock out their capabilities pretty quickly, according to Bolton. We’ll set them back three to five years. It’s going to be a piece of cake to this guy who, again, rallied ‘round the Iraq debacle.

And, of course, Bolton says the U.S. should couple this attack with support for dissident groups in Iran. Because when tens or hundreds of Iranians are killed in an American missile attack or aerial bombing, being perceived as having American support will be a popular death sentence. Either that or, even more likely, you’re no longer a dissident — everyone throws their support behind their embattled nation.

Give Bolton credit — when Netanyahu spoke to Congress, he was too afraid to say what Bolton said. But that was because he knew what Bolton hasn’t figured out: the American people are not the least bit interested or inclined to start a horrific war in the Persian Gulf. And Johnny, it’s not because we’re afraid and it’s not because our military isn’t amazing.

It’s because we’re not warmongers. We don’t kill because it seems like a better solution than talking. That’s what murderers do, Mr. Bolton.

3.   The idea that a co-pilot could deliberately take down a passenger jet with 150 people aboard is horrific. 

It’s impressive that authorities have found out so much in such a short time. It’s important that they answer all the questions about the German Wings crash in France as soon as possible. Because flying scares some people enough.

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WHAT I’M THINKING ABOUT TODAY

1. It’s Tuesday, March 24, 2015. It’s starting to warm up a little in New York. Maybe the worst is over. Maybe.

2. Having three of my potential Final Four teams knocked out, I’m not going to win the pool I’ve entered (although Wisconsin, my pick to win it all, remains alive). But I still don’t want Kentucky to run the table.

3. Here’s what I told my news editing class yesterday: In any career you have, your success is shaped by mentors — people who’ve been there and show you not only how to do your job, but how to enjoy what you do and conduct yourself as a professional.

I’ve had several, but one of the most important was Marv Schneider, whose memorial service I attended yesterday.

Marv was with The Associated Press for more than 40 years. I met him when I joined the AP’s broadcast wire — a newswire written specifically for radio and TV stations — in 1976.

Marv was the main night sports writer. Eventually, I was his No. 2. We spent eight hours together four nights a week, and talked about everything as we waited for the first East Coast night games to end. Sports, of course, because that was our job. But family life, food, politics, personalities and our jobs.

He was a devoted union man, partly because he wanted to get provide for his family as well as possible, but also because he saw it as a way to help the people he cared about, his colleagues in the newsroom.

Marv was also the unlikely radio voice of AP Sports in New York. Unlikely because there was nothing about Marv’s booming, New York-accented voice that said radio newsman in that day and age. And yet, he was amazing — he gave the AP a presence that stood out from every other news organization, and his voice was known across the United States.

I hadn’t seen him in many years — that, alas, is also something that happens. People shuffle jobs – I worked in six different places after I left the AP in 1983, with the 16 years I spent at CNN the longest and last stop. I moved out of the city and was involved in bringing up two children. But Facebook, for all its drawbacks, was where you could still keep in touch with people, and Marv, even in his 80s, was on there.

I’m saddened by his departure. But I smile when I think of all our conversations, all the kindnesses he showed me.

I still believe good people don’t really die. They live in those whose lives they touch — in a word or phrase they use that they wouldn’t otherwise, in the way they think about their jobs and the people in their lives. In that way, Marv is a part of hundreds of news professionals who worked with him, as well as his family and friends. That’s another reason to smile.

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WHAT I’M THINKING ABOUT TODAY: FEASTS OF ALL SORTS

1. Today is Thursday, March 19, 2015. For Italians, and especially those with Sicilian roots, it’s St. Joseph’s Day. So buona festa di San Giuseppe!

2. It will come as a complete shock to anyone living on the I-95 corridor from Philadelphia northward. But this, according to the National Climactic Data Center, was the warmest winter since record-keeping began. That’s despite the fact that the snow cover last month was well above average. Living in New York is supposed to have its advantages — clearly that wasn’t the case this winter. 

3. I’m a fan of President Obama. But I’m disappointed in him today. Picking unbeaten Kentucky to win the NCAA men’s basketball tournament has no distinction — it’s front-running and will be totally unsatisfying should, in fact, Kentucky win the tournament.                                          

If you’re from Kentucky or went to the school, I understand picking the Wildcats. Otherwise, why? Face it, you really want someone else to win. If enough of us believe in someone else, I’m convinced someone else will win.

Since Northwestern remains unable to crack this tournament, I’m picking fellow Big Ten school Wisconsin for national champ. And I think my daughter’s alma mater, Maryland, will celebrate its first Big Ten season with the giant-killing victory over Kentucky.

4. There apparently are more fans of President Obama than you might have thought. A new CNN/ORC poll shows that 50% of Americans believe his time in office has been a success. The percentage thinking it’s been a failure is 47 — seemingly, Republicans’ favorite number, as in Mitt Romney’s infamous speech and the senators who signed that dopey letter to Iran.

If anything, I think history will be kinder. The forces working against this man have been overwhelming. And yet, he has been undaunted. 

5.   The president is floating the idea of mandatory voting. Many countries have that. My first thought is that it wouldn’t work in the United States because of the nature of the people who don’t vote. They don’t know much, and are proud of it. So I suspect that if people were required to vote, we’d see a lot of votes for cartoon characters such as Mickey Mouse, Goofy and Donald Trump. 

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